Africa
More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.
Smiles
Smiling at old people to show them you’re not a teenage thug.
NO MATTER WHAT
No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.
Levitation
If you want to fly, you have to give up the stuff that weighs you down.
WOWZERS
According to a study conducted by Harvard, atheists have a higher average IQ (119) than any other religious group of people.
Scorpion Dealz
#Scorpio is a strong individual, an extremely good friend, and a formidable enemy.
THE TRUTH
70% of people pretend to be okay simply because they don't want to annoy others with their problems.
Daddy Said
I want it all not just 69. That’s me, and you’re the sexy woman with the prettiest dick I’ve seen that matches my high sex drive.
Limits
Even the nicest people have their limits.
MY ROUGH-DRAFT... 1988
8 year old kids today have Facebook, MacBook pro, iPhone, iPad. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination